the thing about edgy serial killer songs is that sometimes they slap sorry
scissor sisters: oh, i could bury you alive, but you might crawl out with a knife and kill me when i’m sleeping, that’s why i can’t decide whether you should live or die ^_^
1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character. 3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!
Bastard (Good)
You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?
Thanks for the tag @weirdbutnicesblog because this was really fun to do!
The Hot One
You’re that one hunk that EVERYONE has a crush on. Your wit and charm is known to make fangirls faint, and half of the entire fandom’s thirst posts are about you. You could eat a cookie and everyone would lose their shit. Congrats, dude.
I tag whoever wants to do it, have fun and enjoy.
Bastard(Bad)
You’re that one character that everyone very impolitely wants dead. You’re a constant cockblock, you try to stop the characters from saving the world, you insult the lovable ones in increasingly creative ways. You’re not the big bad, but the fandom treats you like you are.
thank you for the tag!! your picrew is such a sweet lil character, what a funky fellow
Running From Your Past
You have a past you’d prefer not to think about, but boy oh boy does it like to think about you. A bad parent, an old enemy, a job that ended in disaster. No matter how far your run or how well you hide, it will find you eventually.
how dare a quiz try to psychologically scare me under the guise of a silly what are you quiz, this is an unwanted analysation in sheeps clothing, an unwanted guest who goes to the party anyway, a relative you hate who makes an unexpected visit that you have to tolerate them,
ahhh!!!! ty for the tag :DD your character looks adorable!
Running From Your Past
You have a past you’d prefer not to think about, but boy oh boy does it like to think about you. A bad parent, an old enemy, a job that ended in disaster. No matter how far your run or how well you hide, it will find you eventually.
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DAMN OKAY 😭 uquiz is out here trying to pull a Rose Lalonde and psychoanalyse me.
You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?
I don’t necessarily want tumblr to be in love with me but it’s a good thing they don’t HATE me, I guess. Thanks uquiz! Plus I like being compared to a cat bc it is the truest comparison ever–
You have so, so much fanfiction, either because you’re so shippable, or because you’rehot. Maybe both. Probably both. You definitely flirt with everyone, either way. Tumblr and Twitterloveyou and showers you with queer headcanons. Reddit keeps a safe distance.”
ahahaha i like this >:} given that ive accidentally flirted with like half my friends (who knew telling someone you want to kiss them on the mouth could be construed as flirting? not me! /g) and also given the immutably true fact that i am the hottest and handsomest and suavest person alive (/lh) i think this is pretty accurate! also getting the hair semi right on this was waaaaay harder than it had any right being >:{ I did like the outfit options though (and the maybe accidental trans flag hair accessories!!)
thank you for the tag @karkleisdead !! you always find the coolest picrew chains :0
You’re a good character, you should just be somewhere else. You’re too serious, or funny, or kind, or mean, or ruthless, or lenient. You were truly born in the wrong universe. You would do so well, if it weren’t for the genre.
Honestly I can’t tell if this is a good thing or a bad thing. I hope it means good but idk.
You are that one amazing character who everyone seems to forget about. You’re smart, funny, kind, and you save the team’s ass on multiple occasions, but everyone but your extremely dedicated but small fanbase seem to forget about you, despite the fact you absolutely deserve better.
You helped the hero’s once, but only for money. And you sold them out later, but only to save your daughter from slavers. Your actions and motives are constantly contradicting, with no end in sight. Twitter and Reddit are divided in very different ways. Tumblr wants to eat you raw.
Tragic Character
You’re the sympathetic villain who does not-quite-bad-enough-stuff-to-be-hated for a very good reason. And you’re redeemed by dying. Everyone’s angry about it, you could have had an amazing redemption arc if you lived.
The Weird One
You’re the weird one, the one that half of tumblr babygirls and all of twitter is slightly scared of. You’re probably autism-coded, and you probably also know some vital information that you shouldn’t, for some reason.
You’re the weird one, the one that half of tumblr babygirls and all of twitter is slightly scared of. You’re probably autism-coded, and you probably also know some vital information that you shouldn’t, for some reason.
You’re the character who carries snacks, who takes care of the rest of the cast. You make sure they eat, stop them from dying, and keep them out of trouble as best you can. and when they do get into trouble, you try your best to get them out of it. Good on you, dude.
This is actually so helpful because as an American living in late stage capitalism where most people have zero health coverage except for the emergency room, the tire purpose of the ER has lost all meaning on most people.
remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave
i mean i know you’re taking the piss, but Dan O'Bannon has talked at length about how he did very much deliberately write the movie to attack a male character in a way that invoked oral rape and violent childbirth because he wanted the film to create sexual anxiety and fear in the men in the audience, which he felt was an untapped potential in horror
